Home Alone

Feeling like a real bloke tonight. Came home late with Josepha from chatting with the boys at the seminary to find a dark house - no lights, no other keys, no closed bedroom doors, no Pia. A bit worried, I went down to school and checked, and apparently she left a message with the girls to say she'd be home tomorrow, she's staying in town tonight.

So, what do I do?

Fry up some baked beans, burn some toast and pop open a beer. Have a laugh at myself because even though it looks like a total boy's effort at dinner, I still use a serviette and a knife and fork...